Health: Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that...

By Derp McShitstain - 16/09/2012 19:48 - United Kingdom - Saint Helens

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Dukinfield

Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML

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By Kim - 17/07/2020 23:01

Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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By NotSoClean - 21/07/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML

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By aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss - 26/08/2015 13:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML

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By Lady Douche of Asscrackington - 10/10/2013 20:00 - United States - Watertown

Today, during a family dinner, my 5-year-old son excitedly told everyone that I let him use my "douche" last week. My parents glared at me in anger and horror, and only after they left did I find out that his brother had told him that's what my loofah is called. FML

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By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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By ew - 12/04/2016 17:53 - United States

Today, I found my shower loofa near the bathroom trash. My husband has a habit of throwing things out of the shower if they are in his way, so I thought nothing of it and took at bath with it. When he came home from work, he said he had thrown it away because he used it to clean the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

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CountDuk 5

Monday 17 September 2012 3:00

Giving an all-new definition to the term "shitfaced"

cornedbeef2016 5

Monday 17 September 2012 2:58

I think its time for some new face cleaner.

Comments

RosaYobany9288 2

Monday 17 September 2012 3:07

Wow! That sucks. Sorry OP.

devydev92 5

Monday 17 September 2012 3:09

Buy two loofahs then, different colors. A brown one for his ass crack and whatever color you want for your face.

wellfuuucckme 7

Monday 17 September 2012 4:26

If he needs a brown one Someones not cleaning there ass right ...

devydev92 5

Monday 17 September 2012 4:27

I just said a brown one so he'd remember it was for his ass haha

Ajwc101 24

Monday 17 September 2012 3:09

At least he told you sooner rather then later.

walmartpaysme 15

Monday 17 September 2012 3:12

I think after weeks we can officially call this "later".

liftedyoda 5

Monday 17 September 2012 3:12

Thats just gross scrub your ass with his tooth brush then tell him 2 weeks later

zombiekitten87 12

Monday 17 September 2012 3:55

Yeah but seeing as he's her boyfriend, she might want to kiss him at some point.

Inciter 33

Monday 17 September 2012 3:14

That's disgusting. Hope you don't get an eye infection.

AphyTheBronette 15

Monday 17 September 2012 5:39

Or contract e.coli?

LiterOfCola 16

Monday 17 September 2012 3:16

Haha I modded this one and pushed no cause it was so poorly written... They cleaned it up quite a bit

Ebola_fml 20

Monday 17 September 2012 3:30

Congrats

LiterOfCola 16

Monday 17 September 2012 6:48

I'm not sure why I'm thumbed down.. It always interests me how each FML is written so I can somewhat determine the intelligence of the OP. I guess I am alone

LiterOfCola 16

Monday 17 September 2012 6:59

Screw you 29.

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Enslaved 36

Monday 17 September 2012 3:37

You should be happy he cleans his ass so well. Those loofah are great for scrubbing! Stinky booties are the worst! *sniff sniff blah* :P Sorry about it being the one for your face.