By aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss - 26/08/2015 13:55 - United States - San Francisco
Same thing different taste
Shared towel
By shitface - 06/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Arlington
Cool nickname
By nearsighted-ut - 26/09/2019 02:00
Blasted
By coolest_mom - 25/11/2015 06:00
By Derp McShitstain - 16/09/2012 19:48 - United Kingdom - Saint Helens
By Lady Douche of Asscrackington - 10/10/2013 20:00 - United States - Watertown
To the window, to the wall
By Kim - 17/07/2020 23:01
By imblue42 - 24/06/2015 05:16 - United States
By harshdoobie - 18/01/2012 15:18 - Canada
By Anonymous - 12/02/2014 17:26 - United States - Louisville
By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04
Top comments
Comments
It sounds like your family members are the only asses in this picture. Sorry OP
Hopefully she has a weird sense of humor and was kidding? Most people keep those in the shower. Anyway, that sucks OP, hope your day got better!
Hope to god those washcloths aren't white...
It's ok op, sometimes family jokes around like that, try to find a way to laugh with them or something. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
Junk face towel
the **** are you on?
Oh come on OP its just a family joke. I'm sure they would not go beyond that limit.
See, I don't think the nickname's really the problem. I would think OP drying her face with her mother's ass towel is the real FML here.
Did you use a washcloth that was just randomly laying around the bathroom? If so that's never really safe.
That must suck op, sorry
UGH! Time to wash again...
who wipes their ass with a cloth what the shit. that's what we invented toilet paper for
I just use my hands.
#21 she didn't say wash , she said wipe. So yes, who the hell wipes their ass with a washcloth?
31, the OP used both "wash" and "wipe" to refer to washing her face, so maybe her mother was also using it in the "wash" sense.
She obviously said wipe, not wash.
Ah, the deadly dad-brother tag team
Keywords
It sounds like your family members are the only asses in this picture. Sorry OP
Hopefully she has a weird sense of humor and was kidding? Most people keep those in the shower. Anyway, that sucks OP, hope your day got better!