By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
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Hannah_fml 0

Kids seem to like me, maybe because I am shorter than most adults. But I ALWAYS ask them if they need help first. Once I was skiing and there was this small 5 yr old kid and he was 'stuck' on a flat part without poles, so I asked him if he would like help, and he said yes, so I pulled him along (he grabbed onto my pole) the flat section. People often go up to dogs and just pet them, dogs attack, and the dog gets euthanized...

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Mr_Serious 6

people need to teach their kids what the hell that stuff actually means... i probably would've shit-stomped that little prick...

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greenman_fml 0

it would have been glorious if you started singing "You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel"

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Mr_Serious 6

people need to teach their kids what the hell that stuff actually means... i probably would've shit-stomped that little prick...

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KB503 15

Or she could've asked for his permission.

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NorfolkDude 2

That kid is well trained. I'm surprised he didn't kicked you in the face. You should be glad he did that. I think you deserved this one though, sorry to say. Next time ask. You just don't "zip" someone unless you'd be wanting a smacking.

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Hannah_fml 0

Kids seem to like me, maybe because I am shorter than most adults. But I ALWAYS ask them if they need help first. Once I was skiing and there was this small 5 yr old kid and he was 'stuck' on a flat part without poles, so I asked him if he would like help, and he said yes, so I pulled him along (he grabbed onto my pole) the flat section. People often go up to dogs and just pet them, dogs attack, and the dog gets euthanized...

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Purplexus 14

Aw this is actually the funniest thing I've seen all day the comment is so serious and then you're just like 'hehe' i like you

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Seegtease 0

#2, the kid is not a brat, just trained. OP, considerate of you to help, sucks. Hope the spectators put 2 and 2 together and figured out what you were really trying to do. Good thing you're a girl, too.

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zachattack 0

Thank goodness you're not in freakin' jail.

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zidane312 0

lol, i woulda kicked the shit outta that kid if he said that to me. But only if nobody was looking lol

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elguapo_fml 0

seriously, don't be touching little kids that don't belong to you. it's that simple... you deserve to look like a pedophile if you behave like one

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arms_akimbo 0

It's nice you wanna help people but don't touch kids. Seriously. In this day and age, don't even bother. Everyone's a paranoid freak.

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Expat47 0

Ah, see, Big Brother's Paranoia Lessons are starting to take hold. Don't believe me? When's the last time you heard some "good news" from the big stations?

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