Proposal, Awkward and Love: Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend....

By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By BrokeInLove - 30/06/2009 19:55 - France

Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over 2 hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML

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By jakethemuss - 09/08/2014 23:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By machismo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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You deserved it 1 828

By KilledTheMoment - 23/11/2014 06:10 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML

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You deserved it 17 844

By anon - 27/04/2016 16:13 - Canada - Vaudreuil

Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML

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You deserved it 2 188

By limegreengiraffe - 01/11/2014 14:06 - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By newlysingle - 14/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

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saIty 17

Friday 29 July 2011 16:10

Quickly buy a ring pop to give her temporarily.

ColtsDoug18 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:17

Quick! Grab an onion ring!

Comments

jadengtfo 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:07

oops :/ play it out somehow?

dolphincheddar 10

Friday 29 July 2011 16:29

awkward turtle

honeysuckel 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:32

this would make a funny Twix commercial! :D

krazy_glu3 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:57

jump up and say 'GOTCHA!'. play it off and try again later haha

ilikeapplejuice 7

Friday 29 July 2011 17:24

Or one of those State Farm commercials

enonymous 8

Friday 29 July 2011 18:18

( gets on one knee ) Baby I've been waiting a long time to ask you this. Will you... pass the egg rolls.

JoeTheMan12 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:09

Op- I got something to ask you? Girlfriend- what is it Op-(gets on his knees) will you marry me! Girlfriend- there is no ring inside the box...? Op- ( plays along) there is, you just got to believe it Girlfriend- oh... ok then YES!

zekecastro 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:41

if it's a restaurant, get her an onion ring(:

PrimeStarscream 30

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:48

Roflmao

PVVND 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:47

thats going to be kinds hard

Po1ntBlank 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 14:58

today my boyfriend proposed to me. he forgot the ring so he tried to grab an onion ring. FML

atthegates 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:13

you need to do a self checklist before something as big as a proposal. try this, ring...check, girlfriend...check. now youre done. YDI

Crea8urWorld 5

Friday 29 July 2011 16:10

April Fools in July!

genesisnirvana 11

Friday 29 July 2011 17:22

He should have had a v8

firefail1031 0

Friday 29 July 2011 18:18

need a moment?.... grab a twix

Jammy01jams 2

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:59

April Foo- aww **** its July. My face goddamnit!

lolololer 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:08

like a good neighbor state farm is there!.... with the ring :)

smellymellyy 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:27

annoying little raywilliamjohnson fanboy. get out his arse already

smartypants96 3

Friday 29 July 2011 16:10

haha it will b a great story to tell the kids!

TheChampagneBoi 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 4:02

and the grandkids

iPoopMusic 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 9:16

Unless she said no.

reallytho3 11

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:33

or she kicks him in the nuts...

saIty 17

Friday 29 July 2011 16:10

Quickly buy a ring pop to give her temporarily.

lolasains 7

Friday 29 July 2011 16:10

Next time try to think it through

CADMAN82 1

Friday 29 July 2011 18:57

his mind was most likely racing from nervousness and excitement.

natalieeeeee 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:11

that sucks ass. I'm sure your girlfriend will understand. just do something extra nice for her.

MrFlintstone 5

Friday 29 July 2011 16:11

hey a story to tell the grandkids

airforce987 20

Friday 29 July 2011 16:12

tell her that you couldn't decide what to pick, so she can get whatever she wants. then secretly return the real ring at the store.

SadinSherman 16

Friday 29 July 2011 17:08

That's very clever

MerrikBarbarian 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 8:49

most stores have a no return policy on engagement and wedding rings, just as an FYI.

Ugi 26

Thursday 4 August 2011 12:02

I had mine on sale-or-return when I proposed. Thankfully it didn't need returning. The shop gave the impression that it was normal to accept return of engagement rings.