Miscellaneous: Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited...

By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 06:04 - United States

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

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By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

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By student414 - 10/01/2012 17:15 - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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By Smart - 16/09/2011 14:42 - United States

Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML

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Today, my first day of college, the textbooks I ordered a month in advance still haven't arrived. My first class of the semester is College Readiness. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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By Ughhhhh - 03/10/2016 16:18 - United States - Stockton

Today, I purpose woke up early so that I could be prepared for a class taught by a professor who thinks I'm an idiot. This professor was the first to tell me that I'm 2 hours early and asked very slowly if I know how schedules worked. She seriously sounded concerned. FML

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By swana99 - 04/09/2013 20:39 - United States - Woburn

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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austin_joel95 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:04

sounds kinda cool

DesiGir324 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:07

I don't see why ur complaining. your teacher sounds funny :)

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FallenAngel2 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:04

FIRST

ugwmii 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:08

omg your first what a amazing job! so stfu. and astronmy stinks

austin_joel95 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:04

sounds kinda cool

BananaSticker 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:25

Are you serious? This doesn't belong here. It belongs on MLIA. :O

MissErikaHart 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:59

seriously

rallets 22

Thursday 16 September 2010 13:04

lol i just thought of Yes Man with Munchausen by Proxy i think he should burst into that song, with the laser lights and talkbox haha

missmurderx 8

Thursday 16 September 2010 13:07

I would thoroughly enjoy that class. definately not a fail. it's a win.(:

DineshKarthikesu 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 13:19

Should have shouted Ur-anus

hghiPigh 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 13:30

obviously a fake fml. the op is not smart enough to qualify for astronomy

Tasanasanta 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 14:27

48-It's pronounced yur-unus. Legit.

noobgang7 5

Thursday 16 September 2010 14:29

That's an MLIA!

MagneticGuitar 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 14:45

HAHAHA, Have a sense of humour >_>

anarchy109 5

Thursday 16 September 2010 15:27

I've got a teacher like that he's soooooo weird like I walk into class to "look at my horse my horse is amazing"

antiprettysin 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 15:33

Not even, this totes belongs in MLIN

iSitt 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 15:46

why is op taking this class with an attitude like that ? is he forced to as a requirement and thought it would be an easy A ? go drop it and take something else to free the seat for someone who wants to be there

Blue_Coconuts 7

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:21

I understand why OP might get pissed. You take these classes to learn something, but if your professor just dicks around all year, then you don't learn a thing. A lot of people just want to get easy classes, but some actually wanna learn.