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Wow what an asshole
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayOn a serious note though, I'd probably beat the shit out of my best friend if he did that to me. I mean, it's my mom; I respect her and the only person that would be able to touch her in that way would be my dad.
What a mother f*cker.
Or Finch, he ****** Stifflers mom lol
Took the words right out of my mouth.
That's what he said
Tell him you ****** his dad
This would not help OP in any way.
Don't worry, I thought your comment was funny, #2!
Overage gay sex? *shivers*
Maybe OP is female/ homosexual? You never know
Gayyyyy
At least they didn't tell you that they're your new dad.
"I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should **** each other's mothers, **** each other's moms, pushin that place you came out as a baby, ain't no doubt this shit is crazy, ****** each other's moms." I feel like this songs fitting, I couldn't resist!!
You are missing out If you don't know lonely island!
when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....
I don't know how proudly he should be saying that, depending on how old you mom is..
Age has nothing to do with it... Hot is hot regardless of how old she is
@68 age matters on the low end for us over 18. ?
Come on stop trying to get laid on FML
milf alert
She has to have ringlets to be ops mom
Well... what a mom.
The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.
I almost died here.. #7 & #49 sound like people I could hang with
#7, you ************!
Hamurabi's code demands it
Yet he is still your best friend... I can never quite understand other people
What the hell? Can this have a follow up? My guess is that OP's friend may be an adult, or someone they've known who is around their mother's age...or at least, I hope.
Yeah, I hope everyone was old enough for these decisions
Doesnt matter, had sex.
But I cried the whole time... ^^
Doesn't matter had sex
Doesn't matter had sex
She kept looking at her watch.
So Yoda's here too, is he?
Jedi masters get all the pussy
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The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.
when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....