Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things...

By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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By iris - 18/05/2012 23:01 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

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By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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zxtq 14

Monday 5 October 2015 22:36

Should have competed to see who was louder xD fyl

phazetryhard 10

Monday 5 October 2015 22:37

Should've seen who could've lasted longer

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zxtq 14

Monday 5 October 2015 22:36

Should have competed to see who was louder xD fyl

phazetryhard 10

Monday 5 October 2015 22:37

Should've seen who could've lasted longer

SoloAutotunE 17

Monday 5 October 2015 22:42

I'll tell you this. That is not something you do with your parents

crazyindynathan 13

Tuesday 6 October 2015 2:09

My vote is for the parents, considering the vast amount of experience.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Tuesday 6 October 2015 5:35

@34- The parents are married which means the father hasn't had sex in a year and will be done in two minutes...

catd00d 10

Monday 5 October 2015 22:38

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MrSassypants 32

Monday 5 October 2015 22:50

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU!

arielmr116 18

Monday 5 October 2015 22:40

The irony is strong in this one

mustangbravo 27

Monday 5 October 2015 22:40

Been there.

classicman007 4

Monday 5 October 2015 22:41

How is this a bad thing?

uglytwin 15

Monday 5 October 2015 22:48

Bang bang into the room... No? I'll walk myself out

jane35 13

Monday 5 October 2015 22:51

It's their place though, y'all just a guest

bad_boyfriend 10

Monday 5 October 2015 22:52

Plot twist: His parents were listening to you and it got them in the mood

oliv34 11

Wednesday 7 October 2015 6:53

right!!! thats what i was thinking

Angelkisses130 26

Monday 5 October 2015 22:53

At least you guys were respectful....can't really guarantee I'd have the same amount of self-control XD

jake_braves 25

Tuesday 6 October 2015 5:45

Me too ^_^

Tenebrous_fml 12

Tuesday 6 October 2015 21:03

There are 69 likes, I would like but I can't ruin it! It's too perfect!

stickthatwhere 16

Saturday 10 October 2015 15:53

same, I'd of given it to someone hard

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Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity." I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

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Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML

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Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML

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Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

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Today, I received the bubble wrap that I'd ordered. When I opened the box, almost every single bubble had been popped. At the bottom of the box, there was a sticky note that said, "Sorry." FML

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Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML

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Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked at the menu board. When I wondered aloud: "I know what a French manicure is, but what on Earth is a Polish change?" The whole place started laughing and I guess I'm not going back. FML

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Today, I'm already dreading Christmas. Our mom insists on fairytale-like decorations that everyone else pays for and helps her make. We're exhausted. She's the only one who doesn't have a job, but if we don't help she spends the day crying in her room. FML

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