By Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
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nublets 12

Boobs can make men stupid, i think its in our DNA or something. And maybe see if you can bounce things off his junk and see how excited he is about it? :p

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zojieeu 6

Just treat it as a compliment that you have bouncy boobs

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forever_born 6

Guys do that to me to girl you ain't alone.....idk what it is but men must have brains the sizes of peanuts.

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YouKnowThatGuy 3

Did you know that smaller brains make faster connections? So to an extent it makes people more intelligent. Plus, you seem to not even use yours. Men do that to let you know that they are attracted to you. Yes it is childish but its only rude if you mind

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thewickedwitch 6

you should bounce your foot off his balls and see how he likes that!

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phil68w 5

My girlfriend bounces things off my man **** all the time

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ancollins 6

I feel your pain. Mine tries to land things in between

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bubo_fml 10

"Oh, that's really cool honey! Try to bounce something smaller off my ****...How 'bout yer dick?" Immediate cessation of using your mammaries as a b-ball back board!

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jnds2010 3

My boyfriend does that all the time! Lol

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yeeaahh55 7

Im sorry he does that but to be honest most guys would do the same thing as him

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