By Anonymous - 28/08/2018 06:00

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend's dog, which he got even though he knew I was allergic, literally got in between us while we were having sex. He didn't stop and got mad when I did. Now I'm itchy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 024
You deserved it 352

Same thing different taste

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He knew that you are allergic and still choose a dog... Honey, that's a sign. When you had an allergic reaction he was mad because you wouldn't have sex with him... Honey, that's a sign. LEAVE HIM!

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That’s sounds ruff. I would have collared him. That’s not the type of boning he should be interested in. Any more paw puns?!

He knew that you are allergic and still choose a dog... Honey, that's a sign. When you had an allergic reaction he was mad because you wouldn't have sex with him... Honey, that's a sign. LEAVE HIM!

What does honey have to do with it? Bees are dying at an alarming rate you know

I'm allergic to bees so good riddance (I actually don't feel this way)

Whyyyy are y'all in relationships with people who can't even be bothered with being considerate of your basic health?? Leave him to share the bed with his dog and get you someone who values you enough to not let you break out in allergic reactions for the sake of his weiner. JFC.

Eh the dog is probably better company anyway