Love: Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another...

By thankskimi - 15/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 567 704

You deserved it 40 469

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By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

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You deserved it 4 829

By WTF - 15/10/2015 04:43 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 012

You deserved it 2 168

By man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 127

You deserved it 4 053

By Lonely - 18/03/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML

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You deserved it 18 923

God laughs

By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 035

You deserved it 135

By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 024

You deserved it 3 914

More money, more problems

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML

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You deserved it 504

Standards

By Lily - 23/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

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You deserved it 4 675

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 450

You deserved it 4 338

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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You deserved it 2 772

bm_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:46

Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...

alex_vik 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:47

I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.

Comments

Ruminant 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:12

In the short term, at least, the T-mobile kiosk guy might be able to provide greater financial stability... not only will you have a negative income while in medical school, but you may also make less money in your residency than you have to pay out in student loans. However, I agree with most of the other posters that you are probably better off without her. If she wants FUTURE financial stability, a medical student certainly trumps T-mobile kiosk owner!

mrcarmine 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:22

yeah so she's one of those people who have no financial patience. good for you man, stay on your grind. the earlier you find out how stupid a girl is, the better. remember that. better to find out now than after, say, six or seven years. you know?

watupyo 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:26

Hahahah to #15. And I agree with #31...technically, you're going to be in debt for another 4-6 years...so what she said makes sense. But, uh, why doesn't she just get her own career? Women are allowed to do that now...

mich23 10

Monday 16 March 2009 0:27

I say, you make a shit load of money then find her and be like "yeah, you definitely shouldn't have dumped me for that asshole" XD

kellster 2

Monday 16 March 2009 0:28

Excuse me?? I thought this was the twenty-first century! I apologize on behalf of my kind, I didn't know men were still expected to provide financial security for us! What happened to having her own career?! You should have dumped HER for not being willing to "provide" for you - or at least, for herself! Good riddance, you're better off!

virginat21 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:30

she will soon realise what she did. and yeah, you of course, deserve better!

supadanya 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:37

shouldve bought the kiosk instead of going to school.

labelleza329 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:39

you'll find someone much better to spend money on :)

DonYoung 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:39

Well, med school is probably keeping you busy and maybe she just made up some excuse so she could find someone to spend more time with? No worries though man, just focus on studying now. Worry about the ladies later on.

Emrysa 1

Monday 16 March 2009 0:48

What makes you think the guy at the kiosk isn't trying to pay his way through college? Maybe you're not? Is entitlement the reason she really left you? If you're pulling good grades and paying for your classes, she's a moron and you'll find someone else.