By lolzboss - 07/03/2011 19:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 472
You deserved it 46 280

Same thing different taste

Top comments

a_girl_i_know 0

today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.

memo619 0

I think it was the fathers influence

Comments

ummmm...no person with a 5 year old son should have stuffed animals. no one.

give Ur son a high five for that shit

AshBop 5

obviously they're "trying" to be cute.

And how do you know this mother just wasn't over reacting, hmm? You don't know whether the kid really knows anything about sex and orgies.

The comment I was replying to said if a child has antatomically correct knowledge of body parts and their functions that it's a red flag. So, in essence telling my nephew what boobs were for is a red flag and that is what I find ridiculous. I believe that it is not fair to lie or say "I'll tell you when you're older" when a child asks questions. Children are naturally curious about their bodies and others bodies and will ask questions.

And it's ******* creepy going into those stuffed animal-filled houses. They're only slightly better than houses filled with dolls.

#17 you're ******* sick ...in a few years her son will only be 7 or 8

thisisariel 3

i love being a virginian:')