By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
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robc32ca 4

pull over get gas leave her behind

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RedPillSucks 31

So what happened in the previous 4 hours?

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NJMikeP 0

you pushed the bitch out of the car right? kick that **** to the curb!

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grandpaearthling 2

should have just masturbated then slapped her in the face with your splooge hand. then tea bag her and tell her you were only dating her to get at her mom. at least you would get to giggle the rest of the ride.

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cadeissoscene 0

I can honestly say, I did not expect this after having read your username.

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Immersion 0

and take his ex gf with him. after all the window or emergency door being open and all would kind of force everyone out of the plane in that cabin

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Trace01m 11

A long ass walk would be healthy for her. She could get picked up by a trucker and earn her way home. It's the unwritten book of the road.

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evilgumibear666 0

wow, what a *****....

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GoogleMeJack 6

you should push her out the car when she falls asleep

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iheartglasses 0

Maybe she was breaking up with her other boyfriend and accidently sent the text to you instead of him. Yea, thats what happened lol Youre in the clear :)

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