isn't it?

I am married and I do it all the time and so does my wife, you dont have to watch! This is not uncommon.

come on that's just funny.

My boyfriend and I live together and we never close the door when we use the toilet... I guess we're just very comfortable with each other.

...What exactly did you think was going to be different once you married him? People don't magically change literally overnight just because they're wearing a new ring on their finger. Going into a relationship--or even worse, a marriage--thinking "I can change him/her!" is pretty much the absolute stupidest thing you can do. Thus, YDI.

what did u expect? a piece of paper that yall signed changes nothing but ur marital statues.

and hes exactly right (hey grammar nazis you like my lack of punctuation? yeahhhhh eat itttt)

My poops smell like lavendar and chamomile, growing in a green springtime meadow.

my husband was the same way. except he also thought it was okay for him to walk into the bathroom when I was in there!

that's funny and gross at the same time