Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving,...

By Kelly - 26/05/2019 20:30

Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML

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By Meghan - 05/09/2020 08:01 - United States - New York

Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML

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By Thebestman123 - 05/08/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

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The truth will always come out

By cmendez - 26/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML

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You're just saying that…

By Akwa - 18/11/2020 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother and I got complimented on how we look alike. She's a German blonde and I was adopted from Vietnam. FML

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By Biological - 11/02/2010 12:22 - United States

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

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By WanstinChurchHill - 08/09/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML

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By Lyn - 06/07/2012 22:14 - France

Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML

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New revelation

By Anonymous - 12/01/2020 18:00

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

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By adopteddd - 28/06/2011 14:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 May 2019 21:33

She was just yanking you’re friend’s mom’s chain.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 27 May 2019 3:58

I think she was joking.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 May 2019 21:33

She was just yanking you’re friend’s mom’s chain.

blondie45 21

Sunday 26 May 2019 22:57

Your...

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 May 2019 23:48

Oh, shit, you’re right! (Or it is “your”😂😂😂jkjk) I was in such a rush to get a “first,” I was sloppy with my grammar. Seeing the flood of responses to this post, I could have taken a few hours to proofread my comment before posting.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 27 May 2019 3:58

I think she was joking.

bloopaloop 27

Monday 27 May 2019 4:00

Since it is obviously not true, she must be very disappointed in you

Trinity Fenwick 7

Monday 27 May 2019 5:16

look up the word 'sarcasm'

bl3ur0z3 17

Monday 27 May 2019 6:49

It sucks to find out this way, I'm so sorry. But there are silver linings. You're entrance into this family didn't just happen, you weren't an accident to your parents, you were intentionally sought out and chosen to be part of their lives. That's pretty amazing. Also, when they embarrass you, you can honestly say "I'm adopted."