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Same thing different taste
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???? Like seriously? Your parents suck, dude. They suck really bad. Really.
If they were going at the same place, why the hell will they take 2 cars to go there?
Make up sex at home, they didn't want him around and came back for him when they were done :-D
I think what happened was they came in one car, but got so angry that they drove away quickly and forgot about the OP.
it was all a set up! they just wanted sex and not have the op home. sounds pretty smart to me
that really depends if he had money
well if the movie was michael jacksons this is it, it woulda been a slit ur wrist moment. so FYL either way
This isn't a FML.. They came and picked you up later.
the cell was dead!!!! READ
Never heard of a payphone, or asking the theatre to use a phone? Or stop someone else and ask to borrow a phone? YDI
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Maybe they weren't really fighting. Maybe they wanted some special alone time 'cause it was her birthday, and could think of no other way to get it. Either way, it's an FML.
???? Like seriously? Your parents suck, dude. They suck really bad. Really.