By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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taraaa_fml 4

so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.

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Zirafina 0

Four screwups and your dad is pointing fingers at them? Maybe he should be looking in the mirror.

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omfgglol 0

Does your sibling not know how to use glue?

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infantrygirl 0

YDI. You shouldn't have been having sex.

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ohkaye 0

Other people have said this, but seriously, pregnancy =/= destroyed life. You're an idiot for allowing it to happen, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt because sometimes contraceptives fail (unless you didn't use any, in which case there are no words to adequately describe your stupidity).

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ameinzinger 0

oh now dont be so hard on the girl! I hope things go ok, theres no way for us to know whether you used protection and it just didnt work, so to all the ones getting on your back about that, bugger off. But yes, adoption is always a good choice, I'm not a fan of abortion, but whatever you decide, make sure it's what you want.

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wordgirl 0

I got a laugh out of this one, albeit a guilty one, because of the bad news for the writer. (it *was* funny, though.)

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itoldyouman 0

"Being 17 and pregnant isn't the end of your life if you decide to keep it." hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stupidest shit i've ever heard in my life.

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