By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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Welshite 39

Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"If you weren't my step-brother, I'd murder you."

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etishuman22 32

The movie "Teeth", anyone? Except he still did it to her and they were step-siblings...FYL, OP.

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Thors_Hammer9999 17

I would request to move in with an aunt or a grandparent it possible if I was you

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CaptMurdock 25

That is truly horrifying. You better set him straight OP.

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mattrd_fml 31

was he hot? Heck, youre not blood related.

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Yellow_Fish79 11

That's really creepy and I'd be really upset at my mom for condoning that creepy shit lol

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said_aha 7

this generation is so dammaged .. families members having insect sex like it's normal ..

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Zebediabolical 39

So you're saying she should sex him up then tear off his head for nutrients for the hundreds of babies he'll implant in her?

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smc3106 25

They're not having sex and IF they did, it wouldn't be incestuous, creepy and weird but that doesn't make it incestuous.

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TheDrifter 23

Step sisters, no additional chance of genetic mutation in your offspring. However, he's really got to work on his pick up lines.

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maxymum7 7

Do these kind of people disgusting seriously exist?

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graceinsheepwear 33

I am curious to know if "Mom" is her biological mother or stepmother. I notice she did not say MY mom, just mom. In any case, I'd like to hear dad's take on it.

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