By hungry hungry harvey - 08/05/2016 16:56 - United States

Today, my wife is so determined to keep me on my diet that, as I'm off work for the next week, she has gotten rid of all the food in the house. She has also taken the phones and iPads so I can't order a takeaway, and taken all my trousers so I can't walk to the shops. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Im pretty sure if u can access fml, u can order food online:)

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Clearly she cares a lot. Good luck on the diet!

Couldn't you ask a neighbor to help you order for delivery? When food arrives just have blanket or towel to cover, and of course don't forget to be grateful to the nice neighbor.

She took ALL the food, and ALL your trousers? How does she expect you to SURVIVE, let alone stay on your diet, with access to NO food whatsoever?

hardcore diet..though she's not really helping, you shouldn't starve, that makes your body produce cortisol which then turns everything you eat into fat to preserve your internal organs..you should have something to eat but healthy stuff like salad fruits and nuts!

...that's actually quite impressive. She thought of everything. Be happy she cares enough to go to such considerable effort to help you stay on track.

you don't need to leave the house for a week?!

That is super controlling and a very unhealthy relationship.

that sucks but it is hilarious. you should thank her for her commitment to you. hahaha