By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
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Tripartita 44

"As much as I appreciate the offer, would you mind doing it yourself? You know, like, go **** yourself."

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vicfirthfan 11

that's when you calmly explain to them that you're just friends now. Do it with a smile so it's insulting, since they insulted you with that bs

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Cow_Girl_Lilly 24

You can find someone better OP!! Someone who won't want you for sex... Unless that's what you want.

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Qandol 26

Seriously? maybe you should reread the FML again.

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vicfirthfan 11

that's when you calmly explain to them that you're just friends now. Do it with a smile so it's insulting, since they insulted you with that bs

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

And if you want to rub extra salt into the wound, you ask him to set you up with his good-looking friend since that's what friends do for each other.

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Tripartita 44

"As much as I appreciate the offer, would you mind doing it yourself? You know, like, go **** yourself."

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Mynxie 26

The OP does not wish to identify the gender of the ex or of themself. In the case, they is used as a singular, instead of plural.

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Tripartita 44

No. If you find such a simple thing "confusing and stupid", I think you're in need of the mental workout. No pain, no gain.

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Rarepepes 4

I meant they as in there were multiple people asking OP

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trollcrusher 17

@31 Everybody knows what you meant, and that's why you're getting flak for it. Taken in context, the form of "they" being used was crystal clear.

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RichardPencil 30

All the sex, none of the commitment. Nice work if you can get it.

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polsen4273 8

Sounds like a good deal.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You dodged a bullet. Be thankful.

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Darkreign333 23

I hope you said no because you didn't want to ruin the friendship.

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tibtak_fml 10

"THEY tried to talk me into having sex"?!?

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trollcrusher 17

Yeah... you know, "they", a common pronoun used to refer to a person of unspecified sex?

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DataWog 30

English is such a frustrating language when it comes to unspecified genders.

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kalebaby 9

I mean at least your not with him anymore seems like a douche

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Zebediabolical 39

OP used "the person I was seeing" and 'they". OP also has a username of "genderless". So we can't assume it's a 'him'.

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