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By ... - 12/03/2009 18:57 - France

Today, the really hot guy that works in the same building as me came to work after being away for the past two days. I said, "Look who finally decided to come to work!" His response was, "I had a death in the family, thanks." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 14:50 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2021 23:00

Today, an elderly man came into my place of work wearing a nice suit. I commented, saying said he looked nice and asked what the special occasion was. He was going to a funeral. FML

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By PCop - 02/08/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML

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By jalopenos - 29/01/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML

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By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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By mcdeez - 22/09/2009 02:06 - New Zealand

Today, I had to cover for a coworker who didn't turn up for work. He's always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again, so I said to my colleagues, "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 02:47 - United States - Louisville

Today, a man I once worked with passed away. He was a lovely, caring, and inspirational person whom I looked up to. My husband's form of consolation? "Old people die. Get over it." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2016 15:01

Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML

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By .... - 30/11/2014 04:29 - United States - Geneva

Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2016 13:21 - Netherlands - Ottersum

Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML

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illeyad 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:14

that sucks you couldn't have known if someone didn't tell you. It's not your fault.

Rascul 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:11

Yep, but make sure you go by and try to make it up... You couldn't know

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Adyst 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 21:07

How is that an FML?

cameron_natasha 0

Friday 5 August 2011 7:24

I agree... not really an fml. I guess op just felt bad..

urie 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 21:25

lol i agree with 1. you're a retard if you think this is fml worthy.

PsyPako 0

Friday 13 March 2009 5:39

Maybe she would be full of hope about this "really hot guy that works in the same building"... Anyway, any chance you could have, now it's gone.... You are finished!!! Despite that, How is that an FML?

mister_moops 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 8:40

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steveakafranxy 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 21:06

there is no possible way she could have known. she was also probably half joking.

Vball6 19

Monday 28 November 2011 5:46

How was she being a bitch? It's a normal joke, she didnt know there was a death.

TanzWolf 26

Thursday 30 October 2014 5:06

That's why you say something like "did something come up? You were gone for a few days." rather than assume he was ditching...

3daysgrace 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 21:25

thats pretty shytty

Squeaky_x3 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 1:19

ouch, that's harsh.

illeyad 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:14

that sucks you couldn't have known if someone didn't tell you. It's not your fault.

Rascul 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:11

Yep, but make sure you go by and try to make it up... You couldn't know

slacker37815 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:39

Yea ok #7 she may not have known, but how is this any different than asking someone how their weekend was and finding out that they were at a funeral? This is no fml, just a person who wanted to say they posted on fml.