By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML
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Allie614032 34

In my opinion, nothing really wrong with fetishes (as long as they're legal), but leave it to ****! Don't invade other people's privacy!!

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ChromoTec 24

Maybe that wasn't the breast thing for him to do...

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Allie614032 34

In my opinion, nothing really wrong with fetishes (as long as they're legal), but leave it to ****! Don't invade other people's privacy!!

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ChromoTec 24

Maybe that wasn't the breast thing for him to do...

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RichardPencil 30

I’m sorry this relationship left you with nothing but sad mammaries.

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TelevisionMan 18

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TelevisionMan 18

LOL you're actually defending a man turned on by the presence of a baby. This isn't just about a lactating woman.

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DraftHail614 17

You went full retard. Never go full retard.

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mssileas 25

Whoops I'm not a kink shamer, but sneaking pics is never okay and sexualizing a breastfeeding woman is extra weird on top of that. Leave her alone, there's enough lactation **** on the internet. You made the right call OP, whether his kink is 'normal' or not, the lack of respect towards both you and your sister is just a deal-breaker.

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rsue 14

Yeah, the fetish is a little odd but not a dealbreaker. The creepshotting on an unwilling participant in said fetish -- that's a problem. The fact that it was OP's sister was just icing on the cake. Glad she handled that shit quickly.

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mssileas 25

I'm always so baffled when people just have to go out of their way to live their weird fetishes in public or drag relatives into it. There's soooooo much **** on the internet. So so so so so much. But yeah I'm also glad OP made that choice quickly and efficiently. idc if he fantasizes about swimming in breastmilk, but making mum-baby bonding time about his boner is just gross.

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Davros 12

he's a milky nipple licker. Try saying that 3 times real fast.

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littlekellilee 45

Look on the bright side, you could have found out by catching him breastfeeding from someone. It's not a huge bright side because he violated your sister, but the brain bleach can stay in the cabinet for this incident!

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Madrias 36

Well, that relationship went **** up.

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William Gabriel Ackon 4

Get pregnant. Have babies. Breastfeed them. Then he'll have eyes for only you

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RichardPencil 30

I hope you mean unparenthetically ex-boyfriend!

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