By Anonymous - 27/02/2015 19:37 - United States - Roseville

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Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML
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Xquisite1 28

Just tell him that "your" dick loves ******* "his" pussy. Problem solved.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

a brain fart over a real fart any day

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JefferyLillie 16

Omg. xD. did he lose his boner. I would have laughed so hard I would have lost mine.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Wouldn't you love ******* your own pussy?...

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Xquisite1 28

Just tell him that "your" dick loves ******* "his" pussy. Problem solved.

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FutueMeamVitam 24

Shouldn't the quote marks go around "dick" and "pussy", though?

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Eyalsh 32

no, they shouldn't. it's meant to say that they own their partners' reproductive organ, thus referring to it as "mine".

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photographer49 22

#4 kind of hard to make that sort of mistake when everyone is naked.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

a brain fart over a real fart any day

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spookyboy 20

Maybe deep down he'd like to try being bottom one day lol

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Knastyy 8

maybe there's another reason that popped into his head eh?

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jpsullivan 36

you gotta be able to laugh during sex. and who knows, maybe he got tongue tied because youre just that good in bed.

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NthDakotaBeaches 12

Or.... Maybe he was referring to himself in the second (third?) person and was calling your genitalia "his" in a possessive way.

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tygerarmy 35

It could. He could've gotten tongue tied, like others have said and mixed "I love your pussy" and "Yeah, that's my ******* pussy."

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russfml 31

A third person would be calling yourself by your own name. I'm pretty sure OP doesn't really have a pussy lol

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megan_login 6

yes she does, she has her gender listed right there.

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