By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 952
You deserved it 1 163

Same thing different taste

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I have no idea what the gestation period is for spiders but I suggest you look it up.

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Ya can't win against spiders...they're gonna train cockroaches to do their bidding, then they'll take over the world.

Ya can't win against spiders...they're gonna train cockroaches to do their bidding, then they'll take over the world.

I probably would have started crying

vampy719 17

well sorry but time to go chop ur hair off oh god what if it laid eggs ???? nope oh no just burn all your hair

Maybe he just rode along until he found a new place to make his home. You did ruin his old one so you kind of owe him... Giving him a ride until he found a new spot was the least you could do.

There is no way u can confirm tht its the same spider. And he did not harm you the whole time. HE IS INNOCENT :c

I love spiders but even I would be super unnerved by that