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at least she was honest, but that's messed up
Ydi. My cat could do a better job than you. I couldn't, but my cat eats his blanket out for 2 hours every day, I bet that experience could come in handy...
I agree 12 your distgusting. No wonder cats run when they see people, it's because of weirds freaks like you. OP you shoulda did the shocker it woulda kept her awake ;) lol
12 win! Where is annoying little Missgrinch when u need her!
This became a sick little *********** thread...
she wasn't honest before.. she's a stupid bitch
oh wow.... sorry op....
Well at least he respected his girlfriends tiredness and didn't continue. :). right?
small tongue?
I don't think it's the size that matters when it comes to tongues haha
tongue size really doesn't matter....at all.
if you're using it in a way where size would matter, you're using it wrong
Please explain this to me
small tongue?
the tounge twister... dont forget it...
6th!!!
High Six
6: Your pic makes me mentally add "Hee-yahh!" at the end of each of your comments.
SUCCESS!!!
what's up with all the repeated comments?
Storm! WE GET IT!
Ignorance, Shutthefuckup. Please.
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Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep. When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested. Then ask for a sammich.
at least she was honest, but that's messed up