Miscellaneous: Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman...

By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By moreliketurdmart - 03/06/2013 16:48 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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Pissed to meet you

By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 01:23 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML

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By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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trippymane 6

Monday 13 May 2013 2:44

YDI. Stand up for yourself. Don't let yourself be bullied.

yoimtrollin 24

Monday 13 May 2013 2:45

Bullied by an ugly lady? Come on bro.

Comments

Zen_Mei 17

Monday 13 May 2013 3:20

Quick someone call animal control, there's a hyena on the loose

skyeyez9 24

Monday 13 May 2013 4:33

A friend of mine who used to live in upstate NY called the ugly women there "snow pigs."

fuzz97 23

Monday 13 May 2013 3:23

she probably did it in an attempt to boost her own self-esteem

EUPHORlA 12

Monday 13 May 2013 3:33

You need to stand up for yourself and not let such people belittle you. I had the same thing happen to me at school and I just told him that my standards weren't that low and walked off...

showgirl10 3

Monday 13 May 2013 3:34

You should have told her something like "Hey, I don't swing that way, buddy."

walkingspastic 22

Monday 13 May 2013 4:04

I'm honestly more shocked that it was your first time at Walmart...

worldclassrager 39

Monday 13 May 2013 4:14

I like name you put down... The second part you walked into...the first was probably confusion...

jackaced 7

Monday 13 May 2013 4:21

Guess you had pussy written all over your face. She must've thought it was hers

BobbieH 19

Monday 13 May 2013 4:29

I felt for you right to the point where you let her bully you. For that YDI. How exactly do you let someone bully you into saying you were ogling them if you were not? Now I have to ask, how do you stand upright if you don't have a spine?

Ameel_fml 19

Monday 13 May 2013 9:28

I'm really interested in how the conversation went now. How exactly does someone let a complete stranger bully them into admitting something they didn't do? Any why even lsiten to the stranger anyway? When I'm shopping, the last thing I want to do is put up with annoying people, let alone assholes. I'd just walk away, tbh.

kaitlynjane 28

Monday 13 May 2013 4:36

It's pretty sad that you cant even look at some people, let alone smile or try to start a conversation without them thinking that you're a stalker or murderer or something.