Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 08:29 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML

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Same thing different taste

So hot

By bonesniffer - 16/09/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

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Make your mind up!

By nextcontestant16 - 19/11/2012 15:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML

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By Light Sleeper - 14/10/2012 04:24 - United States - Evansville

Spicy

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Spicy

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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Major red flag

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 05:00 - United Kingdom - Ashfield

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend has been super nice to me all day and I was enjoying the attention. At bedtime, he asked me if I was happy, I said yes, he asked if was I happy enough to try butt stuff. I said no, like I do every time he asks for butt stuff. He turned over and went to sleep. So much for being nice. FML

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Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Married Life 101 - 16/05/2019 02:41

Spicy

Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML

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By anon - 27/07/2015 04:43 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:52 - United States

Spicy

Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML

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DataWhore 0

Monday 21 December 2009 16:09

he was tired, give him a break, at least he grabbed ur ass before sleeping!

spitfire35 3

Monday 21 December 2009 19:59

what would you do if he woke you up to have sex?

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pwnman 33

Tuesday 10 July 2012 4:56

Your a disgusting lady. Give him a break!!

quackImapenguin 16

Wednesday 2 March 2016 8:45

Wanting to have sex makes her disgusting? Really?

26walls 3

Sunday 19 August 2012 1:51

>_>

xx_alexmagm_xx 12

Monday 5 January 2015 4:44

That reminds me of the scene in Wedding Crashers where Gloria ties Jeremy down and gets naked and sits on him

pixierara 28

Tuesday 9 June 2015 3:07

Swiggity swooty coming for that boot- nah

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