Miscellaneous: Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

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Leverathin 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 21:05

For anyone that's following this, the cops were called. I was on the phone with my insurance company due to him not having any kind of insurance. Next thing I know the cops are busting into the building with shields and rifles

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thewhiteninja 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 9:05

can i get a wtf?

Kefka91 15

Sunday 6 March 2011 9:11

Well... that sure as hell doesn't happen every day... WTF was your neighbor doing with a ******* canon?!?!? (other than shooting shit obviously)

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wynnona 17

Wednesday 26 December 2012 14:36

I'm so confused, how does this even happen in this day and age??

thegame414 5

Thursday 29 August 2013 14:35

what an asscheek

georgeee97 9

Saturday 21 September 2013 2:22

No wonder why he's on welfare though...

desdill 9

Sunday 1 December 2013 2:14

Why the hell does a person on welfare have enough money to get a fricken cannon?!!!!!

taintedtruffle 42

Saturday 18 October 2014 16:31

Is your neighbor Peter Griffin?

BPD99 7

Saturday 8 November 2014 16:05

Technically you could still get money from him, you have to have a license to set off a cannon, it's like discharging a weapon within city limits

nununoisy 7

Wednesday 18 March 2015 17:35

Sue him big!

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