Braggadocio

By snowwhite - 28/10/2013 04:51 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends that it's because of, "how hard he gave it to me last night." FML
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Wizardo 33

He's just trying to make light of the situation, no need to be so burned up about it OP. P.S. Get some aloe and put it in a ice cube tray and stick it in the freezer. Once done take out and rub over body - instant relief.

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juststephhere 23

So hard you became completely red! Haha sounds fun!

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juststephhere 23

So hard you became completely red! Haha sounds fun!

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science-teacher 15

Maybe the people that believe him are colorblind

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Dracoboxer357 35

"I'm giving you the D whether you want it or not, bitch." Signed, the Sun. ;p

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kurodansei 16

Today I learned Vitamin D comes from the sun!

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heyyoitskiraaa 10

No one like or dislike #32..... Perfect number

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Dracoboxer357 35

67- Should I be flattered or weirded out that you like seeing me at a 69? ;P

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Wizardo 33

He's just trying to make light of the situation, no need to be so burned up about it OP. P.S. Get some aloe and put it in a ice cube tray and stick it in the freezer. Once done take out and rub over body - instant relief.

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misspulkadot24 17

Why, because he claims to be a wizard?! I'm not falling for that trick ever again...

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friedpwnadge 25

Guess you got burned on that deal. Next time he wants to play soccer in between your goal posts, tell him you're too sore from the last time.

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hugozac88 22

Just go with it shesh

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iLike2Teabag 27

So your boyfriend is telling everybody he gave it to you so hard your hair turned red? Haha.

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falon142012 22

I'm sure they mean because they have pale skin and sunburn easily. I do too, and never tan. I freckle. But the hair turning red thing is funny!

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nickn426 14

That's a dick move OP. Straighten him out.

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CelticReverie 5

Don't exactly know why you got down voted. It's quite offensive to have your SO tell lies about you to boost their rep and ego, especially in front of you. Even if he was just trying to make light of the situation, it sounds more like he was using her to take advantage of it instead. Plus...it's very immature to relay your sex life with your SO to your friends...that counts for bragging about it too. So I agree, it was a dick move and she should indeed 'straighten him out' aka tell him she doesn't appreciate his ill-placed humor. (Because she posted it on fml for a reason right?)

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gc327072 30

Holy ****, 56, lighten up. As for 5, I believe he got buried because he attempted to make a pun that didn't come off as very clever.

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nickn426 14

To #57: I didn't intend for that to be a pun at all.

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darwinism 30

And you corroborate his story right? "Yeah, he kept missing with his little dick and continued kneeing me in the thighs. I wish he knew how to use it because size does not really matter".

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jarrettd 27

Possible rumor you whisper to your friends at the bar?

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phatdaddy62 23

Strange thought briefly passing through your head.

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illegalbeagle69 23

wait for it...... ARY!! LEGENDARY!! -- Barney

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V_for_Vendetta_ 3

You have to give him credit for his quick thinking though...

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ThorPowaa 19

I understand your pain OP. I hope you get better soon! Apply some Aloe to that burn

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