Intimacy: Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By Bleached_Eyes - 02/04/2018 00:00 - United States - Pikesville

Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML

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By timiscuous - 20/04/2020 20:00 - New Zealand

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By aj513 - 29/11/2015 01:20 - United States - New Bedford

Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 14:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. Turns out I had sex with her once about 3 months before I met my girlfriend, and had no idea who she was. She’s been “happily” married to my girlfriend's dad for 25 years. I have no idea what to say or do and it’s awkward, so my girlfriend is getting suspicious. FML

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By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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littlegolferboy 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:27

On their bed? Wow, at least they know you're classy...

kimcachu 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:51

you couldn't have sex with her in HER bed?

Comments

Ilovelife07 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:29

win

wintamint101 7

Tuesday 1 June 2010 3:48

how come no one makes sure they know who's bed they're getting it on in? and ydi for not checking to see if they were home

todo350 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 19:24

no one noticed op is a girl? this fml is HOT. if i were dad id join in

Miss_Represented 0

Monday 2 August 2010 5:39

WTF... sex in the rents bed?! YDI, that's gross, that's where her parents do the deed!

hahafylop 4

Thursday 12 August 2010 5:55

lesbo.

Herropreez17 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:29

Lol OP is a lesbian. Double kick in the ass for parents...

lovin_bigsister 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:32

maybe u shouldve met them before you ficked their daughter

anniemarie 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:33

lolll

tacoman 1

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:43

well at least they know you will keep her satisfied

BamBAmGG 14

Sunday 20 March 2016 6:44

And at least OP made a lasting first impression! Way to get'em tiger!

musiclife_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:48

2nd?

harrypotter955 19

Friday 11 January 2013 1:54

No. 6th

Jarlais 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:59

at least you got laid...

youaresofucked 0

Friday 2 October 2009 12:08

loser....

what_the_fail 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:25

#7 i know right? no fml here

alissa412 33

Tuesday 14 April 2015 5:35

Doesn't matter, had sex

littlegolferboy 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:27

On their bed? Wow, at least they know you're classy...

FYLbutYDI 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:36

Nice...

DynamicDave 11

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:38

YDI for being on their bed and also for having premarital sex.

jannie22 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:57

there's nothing wrong with the premarital

Herropreez17 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:31

They do deserve it for not being careful but pre marital sex you are pissed at? And on an FML thing??? **** off damn bible humper.

Wankster 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:38

Dude that's wrong. Now they are really going to hate you. YDI

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