By ehwat - 26/11/2009 05:31 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
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perdix 29

Reiterate that you have no money. You just can't afford to hire a guy to pack his fudge.

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Trevv 0

@1 at least you tried it. OP seems unwilling. Remember kids, don't knock it till you've tried it! Of course, don't do anything sexual until you're legally old enough....

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Myntee 0

you don't know what you're missing out on! go slow, use lube, make sure he's gentle till you're comfortable. if you aren't, don't do it again. simple

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Myntee 0

tell him for your present he has to lick your ass hole. also awesome, and great way to loosen it up for dick :)

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mrskristindavis 0

you scare me

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maria101 0

haha dont do it or u'll shit improperly for the rest of ur life=p

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perdix 29

Reiterate that you have no money. You just can't afford to hire a guy to pack his fudge.

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life_goes_onnn 0

LOL 1st time 5th comment wheee ;)

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ToddShishler 0

Just do it. As long as you lube up first you'll be fine.

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Reality_bites 14

Lovely boyfriend you have there, nothing like pressuring you to do something that he obviously thinks you wont be into. .

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White667 0

Why would he think she wouldn't be into it? Also, it's Christmas, they're dating, if she can't afford a present it was just going to end in a ******* anyway.

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Thabb 0

YDI for not having money.

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writergirl23 19

YDI for not understanding that everyone aren't ******* millionaires.

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Chichikov 0

what's the big deal? it feels great. lots of lube and go slow.

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Kikiers21042 18

We used lots of lube and went slow and it still hurt to much. And I always end up bleeding for a week every time I go #2.

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