Health, Farts and Kids: Mambo number 6

Mambo number 6

By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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You deserved it 27 545

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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You deserved it 3 420

Barf

By sickatwokr - 30/06/2015 20:26 - Australia

Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML

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By FattestUgliestPerson - 18/01/2014 09:45 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

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You deserved it 7 690

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML

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You deserved it 3 833

It wasn't me

By CatLady - 16/06/2017 04:00

Today, I was having dinner at a restaurant with my best friend and her 18-month-old. I really had to fart, so I let one go silently, hoping it would go unnoticed. I caught a whiff of it, but so did my friend apparently, because she made a face and then held up her baby to smell her diaper. FML

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You deserved it 1 374

By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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You deserved it 3 714

By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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k2cool_87 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 16:22

u fart like a guy be proud!!!!!

blah123blah 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 16:28

you are human (I am guessing), people fart. I am sure that the mom will not start a website based on everyone who she knows that has farted.

Comments

youthink_fml 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 16:21

YDI. I'm a guy and I hold my farts until I'm in a bathroom or at least alone. Learn some manners.

k2cool_87 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 16:22

u fart like a guy be proud!!!!!

Williii_fml 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 10:25

LOL.

ichikibobivopula 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:54

girls can fart?

Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

Sunday 22 July 2012 6:15

Loooooool.

blah123blah 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 16:28

you are human (I am guessing), people fart. I am sure that the mom will not start a website based on everyone who she knows that has farted.

Arkluq 2

Wednesday 25 November 2009 17:08

YDI for farting in front of children. I hope you're happy intoxicating them with your man-farts.

jmoose311 3

Wednesday 25 November 2009 17:30

YDI. It's okay if guys fart in public, because that's just what we do, but I always get grossed out when girls fart. Not cool.

soxgrl33 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 19:04

"that's just what we do"? Really? That doesn't make it not disgusting, douchebag. Any public farts are gross, not just girls'.

Arkluq 2

Thursday 26 November 2009 1:43

What kind of a ******* moron are you? Its not applicable to fart in public either ways because its disgusting.

KrazyKatz3 26

Wednesday 16 August 2017 1:28

Guys it's natural. It happens. No one cares

alewiina 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 18:28

You can't always hold in a fart >.< She doesn't deserve it, although she should have known something like that would happen, lol. Kids don't know how to be quiet about gas.

lololol111 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 18:29

YDI for farting, everyone knows women don't fart.

abbylolz 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 18:39

Omfg woman fart freakin sexiest

snowgun10 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 19:32

All the comments about woman farting in public vs man is funnier than the actual strory. It's gross to fart in public, but sometime you just can't hold it. At lease try to be quiet and run away. LOL