Dogs, Accident and Love: Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Slapstick

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 04:00

Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML

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By Official_Person - 02/06/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

At least he tried to be romantic! :)

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

The epitome of masculinity.

Comments

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

The epitome of masculinity.

MrKlutch 1

Monday 28 November 2011 0:16

The dog wanted to get into the action ;)

Ghoztencountr 0

Monday 28 November 2011 0:22

This brings a whole new meaning to doggie style!! ;p

marinus_fml 19

Monday 28 November 2011 0:38

20- That doesn't have anything to do with doggy style, and does not give doggy style a new meaning. Just putting it out there.

margie2194 12

Monday 28 November 2011 0:45

Bitches be **** blocking.(said in a very stereotypical ghetto resonance)

Ghoztencountr 0

Monday 28 November 2011 1:25

Gosh 33 it was just a joke ment to be taken light heart'd I know what doggie style is and I just wanted to do alittle pun on the story

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 28 November 2011 1:31

46- You need to calm the **** down. Mmk?

Muslimgal92 0

Monday 28 November 2011 1:35

This is just another memory to laugh at later on :) cheer up!

zombicidal 11

Monday 28 November 2011 2:43

light heart would???

beckybecks20 8

Monday 28 November 2011 2:49

YDI for saying bridal-style.

graham11 14

Monday 28 November 2011 4:42

33- doggy style will always have the same meaning... But nice try!

Flocka_23 14

Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

Funny, good dog!!!

geon_olam 17

Monday 28 November 2011 0:25

this dog is evil

DrDilllonReese 12

Monday 28 November 2011 0:32

That dog is ******* Cujo...

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

Error.

marinus_fml 19

Monday 28 November 2011 0:44

You were? ;)

Justin23L 2

Monday 28 November 2011 2:17

It never works like in the movies :/

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 28 November 2011 6:39

Well, I was meaning error in the sense that I had double posted somehow so I edited the second comment to this.

xShannonxSammyx 7

Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

At least he tried to be romantic! :)

bitchslapped22 14

Monday 28 November 2011 0:41

And it all came crashing down

SAgirl 13

Monday 28 November 2011 6:43

True, but nothing can be romantic with a dog in the house. It will either eat it, barf on it, run over or off with it. In this case running off with the mood.

bitchslapped22 14

Monday 28 November 2011 7:05

Or it will take a used condom out of the trash so OP's mother can find it. That's happened one too many times on FML

alexsam_fml 10

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:15

absolutely n it's not his fault. also he didn't put you back on ground within 5 seconds saying you are too heavy..that's what my boyfriend did. even my 14 yr old brother can pick me but not my 21 yr boyfriend.