By StillBetterThanTwilight - 28/08/2012 15:56 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

I hope he doesn't twitch in his sleep. Also he's an idiot who will probably end up stabbing himself and you (if you're staying over).

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SkoomaKi 27

I hope he doesn't twitch in his sleep. Also he's an idiot who will probably end up stabbing himself and you (if you're staying over).

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LaughinStock 16

Imagine if Op's boyfriend does get possessed; the only thing I can think of is the first Exorcist movie. Op: "Babe are you okay?" Boyfriend: "Ahhhh **** ME **** ME **** ME!!"

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Darkmagic666 9

That's what I was thinking

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Mischief109 11

Yay! Someone else watches Supernatural!!!

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xcarxcrashx 9

38 did you think they were producing the show purely for you?

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movealongnow 1

Sounds like you won't just be stabbed if you sleep over. I'd avoid that impending disaster altogether.

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1PaulyD 9

Sounds like they need to call Ghost Adventures team and let them check it out

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1PaulyD 9

Sounds like they need to call Ghost Adventures team and let them check it out

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KommanderKush420 5

83 - More like ghost busters

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_Oblivion_ 12

He's a pyscho. Run. Run as fast as you can

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syley 5

Anyone else read op's name? No? Well maybe you should, it'll give you a good laugh

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nado13579 12

^ I bet if Kristen Stewart had emotions, she'd be jealous.

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wiggleyeah 3

#58 Bitch much????

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minisquid 9

I dunno, that knife from the Golden Compass (books, not the movie) could **** a demon up pretty bad...

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Alastor13X 8

How the **** is a knife going to protect him from a demon!? **** that noise! Your only excuse for staying would be wanting to get stabbed.

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Warden1986 16

Maybe you (I) can't happen, specially when "it" comes to spelling.

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Supernovas_Child 13

Well #33, you could probably get a lot better protection from evil spirits, because they're not corporeal beings.

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LigerFan 1

Run high, run wild, run free, run like bad food through a mischievous wombat! Just run!

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bones_17 5

What a smart man, you never know when there going get yahh,

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biggestfan23 11

It's not a bad idea to end it. He sounds crazy

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bones_17 5

I'm just lucky Enough that my dark spirits give me a months notice before they attack me, plus I think they are just a bit slow, one gets pushed around in a wheel chair, while the other one has a limp wrist, and mumbles.

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yuzuhere 21

"I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha one way, or another..."

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mbusey 20

Thanks 68, now that song is stuck in my head

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Carli_M 8

It's stuck in mine to I'm singing it out loud right now

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MsConfusedd 27

Just remind him that you've got a gun just in case the zombies attack

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IDontKnow10101 14

How is a knife going to stop the demons from repossessing him, or in this case, feeding on his soul....

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TheDrifter 23

Silly sleeping mortals, thinking a knife will protect them as they snore away.

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easyprey 8

Unless the knife is for her so she can stab him when he gets possessed

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fishergirl34 3

I was wondering the same thing.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

I think the fact that "demons don't possess people or feed on souls" will keep them from doing anything.

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zandalee 19

75 - love your profile pic but don't agree with your comment.

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anniekins 6

If I were you, I'd probably try to get out of that one as soon as possible.

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PlaiPie 11

Better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry.

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Kimitte 1

How will a knife help, how will a knife help, how will a knife help?

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AphyTheBronette 15

Would of been better to carry a cross and bible,Would of been better to carry a cross and bible,Would of been better to carry a cross and bible.

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outoftown 26

Oh. I read "better safe than sorry" as OP should get away from him.

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TheNewPotato 7

Am I the only one who thinks this is a Left 4 Dead reference from the guy in the church who keeps saying this and gets the horde after you?

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PlaiPie 11

That was what I was referencing too xD

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beddington 7

Pea soup everywhere!!!

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