Ouch

By Roses are Red - 07/03/2013 06:07 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML
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siberianhamster 17

It's tough, but if she's not interested you need to move on.

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mnvikes 7

No idiot. That would be green. Envy.

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chell1894 13

Envy and jealousy are different actually. Envy is more so towards someone's possessions while jealousy is more so looks or appearance. Similar but different.

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Meshidaru_fml 7

#58 I just controlled the meaning of yellow flowers : it can mean friendship, falling in love, infidelity AND jealousy (in Europe and especially in German countrys). And btw, stfu.

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AKGirlinSD 20

I can't even see why OP would want to be back with his ex, with her bitchy attitude. The ex should have thanked him and told him she only felt comfortable being friends, at this time. OP, please find someone way better.

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charvisioku 22

77: For all you know, OP might be pestering her and generally being desperate/clingy. I had a similar experience to that with my ex. He treated me like shit then when I broke up with him he decided love letters and shit like that were a good idea. You never know the full story behind these things.

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siberianhamster 17

It's tough, but if she's not interested you need to move on.

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HaneenDixon 16

I agree, you're just hurting yourself by dwelling in the past.. Time to get on with your life...

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JenkJenks 6

Roses are red Friendship flowers are yellow Stop trying for her love You're just another fellow

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Llama1 10

Getting friendzoned sucks. Sorry to hear Op.

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lulubelles 33

That's her way of turning you down op. She should have also said thank you, but at least she wants to be friends and didn't just send them back all shredded up!

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Suaria 38

Well I've only dated 3 guys. One of them I lost contact with because he lives 8 hours away, another I still talk to sometimes only because we go to different schools and on friendly terms with and the last one, I go to school with and I talk to and he is a friend. Personally none of these guys have been jerks. You just have to find the right one and know their personality. i usually can tell if a guy is a jerk or not. I'm not trying to be mean, but I've noticed most girls go after the jerk guys and ignore the ones who will make them happy.

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AKGirlinSD 20

^Many women thrive on drama, especially in their relationships. Plus, most women think the jerk-type men will change just for them (which usually never happens!).

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saIty 17

Forget the flowers. Go over to her house and use the "Naked Man" Getting laid in 3.. 2..

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hawright 13

That would be legen wait for it ............. dary. Ha ha, awesome reference.

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kman8599 8

No he needs to stand out her window with a boom box... And if that doesn't work he needs to stand out her window with a boom box.... Nekkid :)

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Sorry op. Just remember, you guys broke up for a reason. Unless something has changed drastically, it likely would have ended the same way the second time around.

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0ops_i_died 8

It's hard to let go of your ex sometimes, but it's usually for the best. Sorry OP :/

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Nicole1225 14

I think she doesn't want a relationship with you anymore.. Maybe you should start trying to move on.

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vic55jets 13

Moving on is not as easy as you are making it sound, great advise. Eventually he should, but right now he needs to come to terms with it. Please tell me, why do u think moving on is so easy?

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Ameel_fml 19

They never said moving on WAS easy. They said OP should try STARTING to move on. Which is true. The sooner he comes to terms with the fact that his ex wants to remain an ex, the better it will be for him. It might take time. But eventually, it will be worth it.

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Nicole1225 14

thank you #21, couldn't have said it better myself^^

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