By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
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jennss96 2

Dumbass, you didn't have to hit it that hard :P

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orangeduck 6

Flys are so annoying. I sometimes go hulk if it interrupts my Taylor Swift.

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jennss96 2

Dumbass, you didn't have to hit it that hard :P

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nyrangers1022 6

jus be glad it didnt land on ur face. u probably woulda broke ur nose

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futtbuck101 1

That always bugs me

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jonathanhand 0

I see what you did there, futtbuck. very punny

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MaryJane232323 9

wow! you're so bright! no one wouldve ever guessed that! :P

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Jake_2013 0

Flys are SCARY!!!

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Idonebeenhad 17

HULK SMASH!!!

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FarSide 22

And I bet you missed the damn fly anyway.

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flockz 19

well now his messed up computer screen matches his messed up keyboard he ruined while masterbating. FYL mr. fly

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FunnyGuy5051 7

this reminds me of the time I closed my laptop and some June bugs few in and got squish

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cynide 13

thats what she said ;)

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A7X_LoVeee 10

No. The fly survived and flew happily out the window into the cool night's breeze.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

(in reply to 47)

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EvilPotato 14

wow I'm debating whether to laugh out loud or cry.

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EvilPotato 14

oh and at least he got a chance to try out his FALCO PUNCHHHHHHH. Ahem sorry about that, good day.

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YacL 15

I don't want to sound like a douche or nothing, but someone has to do it. It's actually Falcon Punch.

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jess6blondie9 2

Wow... I know flys are pesky little fellas, but you could have shooed it away from the computer so that you didn't break it.

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lulututu 4

19 but that saying is very common :)

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worldcupcheer17 0

30, if your comments toward me, I wasn't directing it to 2, I was directing it towards op.

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LilyLovesYouLots 0

flies are evil O.o

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sandi315 0

y would you direct it toward OP if u replied to 2's comment?

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Bekeliyr 10

Maybe if he leaves the doors shut more often, flies wouldn't come in leading up to the events to where his computer screen is now broken.

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Yoshi_Fue 9

Then why the **** do you do it in reply to #2, attention *****?

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orangeduck 6

Flys are so annoying. I sometimes go hulk if it interrupts my Taylor Swift.

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dreamering 16

If I was you, I wouldn't keep shotguns at home.

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hellbilly205 17

got to love taylor swift

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kuizinaz 0

i got fed up with them so i locked them up in a room with me and smashed them with a clothe to death... yes it was that bad...

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FearBeauty 0

What do you mean by "ruined"?

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MrSassypants 32

OP actually tackled it. .....OP missed the fly.

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

let me put this in terms of stupid... arg... *brain explodes* nevermind.

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tsim_fml 0

24- i pictured that and started cracking up

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simonisnotacat 4

they headbutted the monitor and killed everything.. except the bug. cause those little ******* are invincible

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agummere796 0

he was just trying to monitor your computer usage:D

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allisonsapphireh 0

oh how punny

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ColorfulDonut 7

I have a strange feeling this wasn't a pun...

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cgchamp89 7

I have done this before... and for those of you asking if it's worth it -- no, I can't say it is...

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womanjesus 0

No one asked. Were not mentally challenged.

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cgchamp89 7

33, did you even read the comments before posting that?

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Yoshi_Fue 9

Of course a stupid comment coming from a woman who doesn't slow down enough to think anything through... Especially one who calls herself a female Jesus. O lawd...

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kewlaidman10 15

how hard did u hit the computer dumbass?

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