Animals: Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work...

By dogproblems - 27/01/2015 15:09 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

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By Krissi - 21/08/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I was late for a video conference with my boss. As I frantically tried to fix my messy hair, my dog thought it was the perfect time to play fetch. I ended up joining the meeting with a squeaky toy in hand and an appearance that would make a scarecrow look put together. My boss found it hilarious, but I'm pretty sure my career aspirations are now in the doghouse. FML

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By Beard - 08/11/2016 11:14

Today, I shaved my beard that I wanted to grow for winter, into a goatee for a Skype interview. On the day, the interviewer only used audio. FML

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By workaholic - 15/02/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

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By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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By StudMuffinette - 18/07/2011 19:40 - United States

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

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By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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fortune789 17

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:22

Shave your dog. That'll teach him.

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:33

Give your dog a treat and it'll accept its "new" owner.

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fortune789 17

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:22

Shave your dog. That'll teach him.

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:41

Are you insayain? The dog will look like a ball sack.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:42

Yeah, and all his pals will laugh at him during their weekly poker game.

MrSassypants 33

Wednesday 28 January 2015 1:11

#12, insayian, don't you mean super saiyan?

Just_A_Tree 20

Wednesday 28 January 2015 1:58

#20. "Gasp! Who are you supposed to beeuuhh?" "Kakacarrotcake!" *Freeze Pop stares* "I am real super saiyan!"

fortune789 17

Wednesday 28 January 2015 2:11

I am the true super sand lesbian.

mxgirl1998 26

Wednesday 28 January 2015 2:49

at least he is protective! mine would just welcome in a burglar.

elixaaaaa 13

Wednesday 28 January 2015 3:23

Epic.

Azang7 14

Wednesday 28 January 2015 4:55

You profile pick looks like you're 10 years old?

xapocxbiggunx 4

Saturday 31 January 2015 2:03

u r no real super sand

tealrobot 15

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:22

how thick was your beard ?

MrSassypants 33

Wednesday 28 January 2015 1:12

Thicker than oatmeal. That most have been sad to shave of such a wicked awesome beard.

iLike2Teabag 27

Wednesday 28 January 2015 1:55

Legend has it that the beard was so thick, a part of his soul was still stuck in there when he shaved it. That's why the dog was barking.

Googolman 29

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:24

You should shave your dog. Then you can growl at him.

jigglypuff34 16

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:25

Buy a Santa suit complete with beard. Problem solved and you'll look great for your work conference.

igive 29

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:25

Step1.Buy a fake beard. Step2. Put on fake beard. Problem solved.

Nicky93 9

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:27

Bark back!

thes7274473 19

Wednesday 28 January 2015 1:46

That won't help

nakagi 4

Wednesday 28 January 2015 5:31

#23 there's something called a joke

Googolman 29

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:27

You should shave your dog. Then you can growl at him.

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:33

Give your dog a treat and it'll accept its "new" owner.

EKDH 11

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:36

Must of gone from man to baby fast then.

JJ_86 22

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:36

Dog be like, "whatchya done to my owner bitch!!"

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