By dogproblems - 27/01/2015 15:09 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
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By Krissi - 21/08/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I was late for a video conference with my boss. As I frantically tried to fix my messy hair, my dog thought it was the perfect time to play fetch. I ended up joining the meeting with a squeaky toy in hand and an appearance that would make a scarecrow look put together. My boss found it hilarious, but I'm pretty sure my career aspirations are now in the doghouse. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

Give your dog a treat and it'll accept its "new" owner.

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Likian5 26

Next time you shave your beard, do it where your dog can see. I don't think it needs to be said that dogs aren't the smartest species in the world haha

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hotheadslav 17

Dogs are actually highly intelligent.. They might not be smart in our ways but they pick up things extremely quick!

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foxwasalamb 24

exactly. my husky is intelligent and catches onto new things fast

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sparkledoge 29

Dog's are indeed intelligent, but it's just plain weird for them that humans want to get rid of their "fur". I understand it must be confusing for a dog. Especially if the guy doesn't usually do it.

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schalk 12

Nope, not all. Sometimes you just get a stupid dog.

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AverageJoey 18

Does your dog's nose not work? It should recognize your smell.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Sometimes if you just look different, they'll think you're someone else. My dog used to bark at me when I got out of the shower with a towel on my head haha. It's kind of funny. =)

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Alternatively, he could jam his thumb up HIS own butt to calm himself down.

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Or even better, he jams his thumbs up both their butts to make it less awkward

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thes7274473 19

Let him sniff you, that should help him recognize you

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chocolatefrog28 29

Get to a costume store and buy yourself a fake beard to wear at home until yours grows back. It's the only way.

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buckdharma 36

Don't waste your hard earned money on a fake beard. Instead, dogscape his butt. Then swap Pork Chops' buttocks crop slop to make your chin pop with mutton chops.

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all_bout_Mia 2

Wow now I wear glasses and my dog too barks at me all the time ! I guess they think there's something " attacking us or idk

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exoticwaved 9

Sounds like you had that Guantanamo kind of beard.

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