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By Anonymous - 16/09/2018 15:00

Today, a large figure busted my front door window. Fearing a burglar, I shot at them with my sidearm. Opening the door, I saw the mailman, in his new brown shorts, and my large custom bedding he'd plopped against my door. With 5 new holes. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

No prizes for guessing what country you're from.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

You went postal on a mailman? At least you didn't shoot him. Also, the adage "look before you leap" seems appropriate here.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

You went postal on a mailman? At least you didn't shoot him. Also, the adage "look before you leap" seems appropriate here.

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Dave_Davington 33

No prizes for guessing what country you're from.

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maikeru1979 23

i know they not countries but alabama or mississippi

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Mungolikecandy 19

It reminds me of that time a man knocked on a door to ask directions and was shot five times through the door. I would say FML to the mailman who had a psycho with a gun in the house.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

'MURICA **** YEAH!

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Rsonicgamer 12

I'm sorry, you're saying **** YOUR life ? You tried to bloody murder the poor mailman, clearly without so much as a warning. **** his life. I dare hope that gun is taken from you forever.

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Lalala579121 27

I feel like OP is probably more upset about the mattress and doesn't understand that they shouldn't be possessing a firearm for the sake of everyone else.

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Rabite 28

At least the mailman didn't bleed on the mattress or I guess he would have put some more bullets into him.

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Steven Lang 5

identify your ******* target, asshole! people like you make all of us gun owners look stupid!

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londonbridge84 9

I hope the bedding was expensive.

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Lalala579121 27

I hope the mailman or one of your neighbors contacted the police.

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