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By Anonymous - 16/09/2018 15:00

Today, a large figure busted my front door window. Fearing a burglar, I shot at them with my sidearm. Opening the door, I saw the mailman, in his new brown shorts, and my large custom bedding he'd plopped against my door. With 5 new holes. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

No prizes for guessing what country you're from.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

You went postal on a mailman? At least you didn't shoot him. Also, the adage "look before you leap" seems appropriate here.

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Kimberley Michelle Whitley 16

I hope you’re charged.

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raven_of_azarath 34

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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snake11292006 14

You should still identify your target. Firing blindly is irresponsible

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Mungolikecandy 19

He did not know what had broken the window or what had caused the break, He overreacted using potentially deadly force without evaluating the incident or being aware of what the circumstances were,

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Zebediabolical 39

Five shots at an unidentified target? You shouldn't own firearms.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Not only at an unknown target but as he seemed to have not murdered the mailman where did those bullets go to?

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Zebediabolical 39

Into the bedding. It's mentioned in the post.

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Douglas E. Berry 5

You fired without being sure of your target? Do the world a favor, surrender your weapons to the police. You are too stupid to own a firearm.

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TheSminty1 17

Oscar Pistorius has upgraded to front doors now.

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ViviMage 38

F Your Bed's Life. It was custom? Well know it sure is! Where the heck did you order a custom bed from?

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PhoenixChick 26

You shot wildly at an unseen target with no warning not once, but FIVE TIMES? How many neighbors were you hoping to kill with stray shots you psychopath!

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demix_fml 32

WTH is wrong with you ? Couldn’t you answer the door like a normal person!

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