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A Natural Snack!

By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Charles City

Today, my husband argued with me for an hour, because he believed that loaded potato skins grow naturally on a tree. FML

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By oldmold - 23/07/2020 17:01

Today, my husband and I got into a huge argument. He called me wasteful for throwing out old food. He insisted that you can simply pick the mold off and the food was perfectly fine. He’s going to kill our kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

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Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML

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By American Idiot - 20/09/2016 19:25 - United States - Duluth

Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML

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Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML

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By Ungrateful - 04/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 12:12 - United States - Worcester

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 05:25

Today, I found out that my wife makes mashed potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes because apparently this is a "healthy, natural" way to make them, and it also cleans her feet. I've been eating her mashed potatoes at least once every week. FML

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By Anon - 15/05/2015 13:58 - United States - Lakeville

Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML

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By ReComatosed242 - 09/03/2016 00:29 - Bahamas - Eleuthera

Today, my co-worker and I got into an argument. It ended with him threatening me to roll my balls with a paint roller until they looked like "fresh, popping doughs". FML

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alternative-facts 6

Sunday 19 February 2017 19:35

They usually grow in close proximity to the cheeseburger bushes. Nom nom nom.

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 21 February 2017 0:44

You're a kinder person than me, OP. I would've given in, encouraged him to tell others and impress them with his knowledge, and wait for him to make an ass of himself.

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BeachMammal 8

Tuesday 21 February 2017 3:55

Did he somehow conceal his lack of intelligence before you married him?

Cali 54

Tuesday 21 February 2017 16:14

He hid it behind his shiny abs.

cumminsncope 4

Tuesday 21 February 2017 7:49

Congratulations... you've married the biggest retard on the planet

jcash52426 5

Tuesday 21 February 2017 12:53

So go get him some "potato skins" and watch him eat them for dinner.

Sparkieemae 14

Tuesday 21 February 2017 19:21

Really? A tree? they obviously are roots just like regular potatoes. They originate from the same area as chocolate milk cows and easter egg chickens. Fun fact, easter egg chickens are just chickens who prefer to mate with rabbits, that's why they aren't fertile, similar to mules.

Max Gray 2

Wednesday 22 February 2017 0:58

YDI for marrying and breeding with someone with a low IQ, and prioritizing looks over intelligence. That's what you end up with. Now your kids will be stupid, and you will probably remain poor. Not a good choice

nitsud82 14

Wednesday 22 February 2017 10:30

ummmm, what?

samwilliams800 28

Wednesday 22 February 2017 14:55

YDI for marrying that moron.

ChrisBoswell 1

Wednesday 22 March 2017 2:58

Wait they don't?

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