Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: Admit it

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By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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Same thing different taste

By virginmary - 06/12/2009 08:07 - United States

Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML

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Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

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Never ever

By notgettinsome - 10/11/2013 06:15 - Australia

Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML

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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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By poorlyparented - 16/06/2015 12:05 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML

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By Confused - 15/09/2009 09:58 - United States

Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML

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Treasure hunt

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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Projection much, Mom?

By Anonymous - 10/12/2022 14:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my mother brought my sex life in front of an entire family gathering. I lost my virginity at 17 and when she found out she called me a whore. This time, she told the family I'd slept with 100 men by the time I was 18. I’m 40 and my body count is 10. FML

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Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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maiden_girl 5

Saturday 14 February 2009 9:27

No shame there. =p I'm 18 (almost 19 this year) old virgin. I'm female. Don't know why but I don't normally meet guys who find this quality very appealing about a girl... weird.

aimee0027 17

Sunday 5 August 2012 5:02

Being a virgin shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. There's no shame in it.

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lailabob 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 16:22

23 year old virgin here Lol should I go kill myself?

Sonnii 1

Thursday 5 May 2011 21:23

nothing wrong with that Hun. I stayed a virgin till I got married, only then did I lose it. made me feel good about myself, almost 21 and no babies, unlike the rest of my friends that all had babies before 21. some even had 2 babies with different baby daddies.

Meow_Ruff_Bah21 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:58

the sad thing is that its becoming a very common thing in our culture today. We even have shows like 16 & pregnant and Teen Mom that promote it. Sure they say use protection and what not, but it still is glorifying it in the eyes of our youth.

forever2life 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 0:03

it's great that you didn't have pre marital sex! when you finially do have sex with your husband it will be more special and important! good for you!

marley91 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 10:54

nothing wrong with being a virgin...I see it as a privilege...@least when u find some1 who loves u it'll be 4 u and not 4 what u can do 2 them

Havin 19

Monday 18 July 2011 19:25

Seriously? This was dumb, in my opinion anyway, why be upset for being virgin? better than being called a ****.

crazychild96 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 14:46

there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! just be happy you didn't get YOUR girlfriend pregnant.

itzia 7

Monday 8 August 2011 7:52

My boyfriend is 20 and I just took his virginity, don't sweat it :) A) you've got no STD's or STI's B) you've got something many people find valuable in your hands C) you're not a floozie! So smile! This isn't all that bad :) You're not the one having a kid!