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By thesporkhop - 25/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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Unstable

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:00

Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By LOSER - 23/05/2022 00:00

Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML

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By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

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By lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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tifferneelee 0

Friday 6 March 2009 5:20

so what's the problem?

klovely22 13

Thursday 9 August 2012 7:08

I don't see the issue here. Clearly, it was never serious to begin with.

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tifferneelee 0

Friday 6 March 2009 5:20

so what's the problem?

reyemrein 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 3:00

this works out perfectly for you. the universe arranged itself around your life and you're being an ungreatful bitch. besides, "a thing I had with this guy"? you clearly didn't care too much.

slushpup9696 12

Friday 23 July 2010 3:07

plus if you were about to end it, who cares who broke up with who? unless you're so shallow that it matters to you

havugotlove2burn 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:15

same thing JUST happened to me. So sorry!!

TheCalendarGirl 5

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:47

Me too. **** douchebags.

unfixie 0

Friday 20 March 2009 15:18

don't let yourself be a back up... want a real relationship? -- be "in control" about what's going on with you and your man! and i did NOT say that you should control him cuz that would just drive him away. you can't be lenient to men! cuz they'd end up just stepping on you and they won't take you seriously. they might think you're too hard on them for being in control at first... but trust me, they'll appreciate it in the end --and they'll realize that you care ALOT on building this relationship with them. and i a guy doesn't appreciate that, then he's an asshole. and you don't need him. you know what you want -- and if it doesn't fit your ''standard'' or ''what you want in life'', then say Sayanara!

zackyp 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 6:30

clearly you're some kind of feminist retard who knows nothing about how guys work, everything u just said is stuff that would piss any normal guy off

getthepunchline 0

Friday 12 August 2011 20:36

TL;DR

mellowyellowww 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:21

...i don't understand why this is a fml when you were going to break up with him anywayssss...

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 8:13

Get out of there and get some payback.

eyehurts 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:41

how is this a fml? you were going to break up with him anyways ... now u dont have to do an "unconfortable/ awkward breakup" so if it wasnt serious between u 2 then w.e. right?