After going weeks without a phone, my mother took my upgrade...

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By Sierra Schraml - 10/07/2017 17:59

After going weeks without a phone, my mother took my upgrade and gave me her phone to use... I found an active Tinder account on my married mothers phone...

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RadioactiveRyley 2

Sunday 16 July 2017 6:19

My parents are in adultfinder as single people... they're married and my then-bf found them...

my2centsworth 15

Friday 21 July 2017 0:29

Sounds like either you're about to get a new phone or mom's about to get a divorce....

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RadioactiveRyley 2

Sunday 16 July 2017 6:19

My parents are in adultfinder as single people... they're married and my then-bf found them...

my2centsworth 15

Friday 21 July 2017 0:29

Sounds like either you're about to get a new phone or mom's about to get a divorce....

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