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By Anonymous - 28/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend dumped me out of nowhere, supposedly because I act like he's nothing but a sex doll. We've been dating 6 weeks and have had sex twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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spinspinsugar 12

Thursday 28 May 2020 22:02

sounds like the fuckwad was looking for a reason to dump you. good riddance.

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Thursday 28 May 2020 20:01

He dumped the wrong girl probably.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 28 May 2020 6:19

Probably because you're not using it enough. A good sex doll should be used several times a day!

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Thursday 28 May 2020 20:01

He dumped the wrong girl probably.

spinspinsugar 12

Thursday 28 May 2020 22:02

sounds like the fuckwad was looking for a reason to dump you. good riddance.

wrenavery90 12

Sunday 4 September 2022 19:21

I don't think it's a big loss. He sounds extremely immature.

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