Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too...

By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

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By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 12:02 - United States - Belmont

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 06:30 - United States - River Falls

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend dumped me out of nowhere, supposedly because I act like he's nothing but a sex doll. We've been dating 6 weeks and have had sex twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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By dumb&dumped - 17/04/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after we played the "Which celebrity would you sleep with?” game. He decided that since all my answers were guys who looked nothing like him, that I must secretly find him unattractive. Oh and that I would cheat with any of those guys if given the opportunity. FML

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By biwhat - 08/03/2014 09:23 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:11

He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.

Syn_fml 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:16

So you're single now, eh?

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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:11

He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.

Justforlolz 14

Tuesday 29 June 2010 20:31

#5 Lol I agree. Maybe he doesn't have that much experience with getting laid, and felt embaressed.

Syn_fml 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:16

So you're single now, eh?

Amkii 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:21

#5 - Exactly what I was thinking! He broke up with you because he's jealous and afraid he can't pleasure you as much as you did him!

mleeb 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:22

So, what? You came here to brag about it?

luciaaaaaaaaaaaa 5

Tuesday 4 December 2012 20:54

ha! win

itstrishabtw 13

Thursday 10 April 2014 11:37

#14 no, dumbass. she came here to tell you that her boyfriend was a jealous prick and broke up with her for lying while she was telling the truth. so put a **** in it.

CzarLaval 9

Thursday 29 May 2014 1:19

Oh your so smart I mean theres no way that they might have been joking or obviously trying to piss people like you off .. Right ?

FireT 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:28

If you would live near me, I could happily replace him. =)

crazycar 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:33

He may have just wanted ur virginity and used "you're too good to get away." I've actually been privy to a situation like that.

crazycar 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:35

Oh yeah, and he's a dick hole!

drybamboo 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:52

He must be pretty insecure. You're better off.

burdenofaday 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 5:26

@#24: This is true. But it doesn't only apply to guys. :P

Kat_MS 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 6:32

How does he know you're 'too good' anyway? Sounds like he's had his fair share of experience to know where you rank in sex ability himself. Bit hypocritical of him in that case. Anyway someone who can't appreciate you and your awesome sex skills isn't worth it =X, you're better off now :P.