Alexa, play "Medication" by Spiritualized

By In Pain - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had gum surgery. I can't laugh. I can't smile. I can't talk. I can't eat. All I can do is wait for the pain medication to kick in. FML
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Pelreskovich 11

Crush up the pills, you'll feel nothing but happy very, very shortly.

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xXDasAutoXx 0

You can read fmls. That's all you need in life.

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xSorry_fml 10

If you smoked or snorted them they would kick in faster. If your real edgy use grandma's diabetus needles and slam them.

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Tdevonner 0

Was it a flavor reasignment surgery? Spearmint to peppermint maybe??

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reldnahceus 8

I'm sorry. Get well soon. :)

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metalflower01 7

The roots of two teeth were growing down through my jawbone and deteriorating it. I had to have my teeth pulled and gums split open to restructure my jaw. It took about six months for mine to fully heal. I feel your pain, OP.

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S8krahs9 1

I had to get a leg amputated so stfu!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Who the **** cares? This is ORAL surgery, not an amputation. Shut the **** up!

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fuzzywolf 8

I know what it's like for OP, I had to have a tooth pretty much cut put of my gum because I had an impacted canine. They told me it'd hurt loads so gave me a load of painkillers, i've still got em all, I didn't have any pain for some reason :D

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fuzzywolf 8

I know what it's like for OP, I had to have a tooth pretty much cut put of my gum because I had an impacted canine. They told me it'd hurt loads so gave me a load of painkillers, i've still got em all, I didn't have any pain for some reason :D

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loller27 6

and everything is funnier when you can't laugh

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