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By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield

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Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
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punmessiah 28

I guess this is the new Kylie Jenner challenge

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False_Stupidity 41

I'd feel kind of sorry for the brother if it did.

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EagleSonOfEagle 11

If it did, this is more of a FHisL I would say

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punmessiah 28

I guess this is the new Kylie Jenner challenge

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fallenshadow16 25

I think it's the new Bruce Jenner challenge

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tarlax 11

Wow, #8, that's so original and clever. That's the wittiest and edgiest comment I've seen all year. I'm not even being sarcastic. Oh wait, yeah I am.

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Kitouran 30

Maybe they just don't like transphobic 'jokes'.

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lfsabtch 4

I thought it was funny. Insensitive and transphobic and whatnot, but still funny =P

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brownapple 22

I bet you're not fun at parties #26

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fallenshadow16 25

1) I am not transphobic, I believe anyone can do what they want. 2) I'm in the LGBTQ community (I'm bi) and I support EVERY letter and then some. 3) it's a joke, not everything has to be taken so seriously in life

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Saikon1357 25

Every time you make the LGBTQ+ community the butt of a joke, whether you're part of it or not, you diminish the plight, goals, and accomplishments of that group of people. It's taken a lot of effort for us to get where we are now, and we've still got a long way to go. I'm all for fun and games, but not at the expense of others.

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fallenshadow16 25

How does my joke do anything? You act like one joke is gonna make it so gays can't vote. It's a joke. It's not the end of the world. Whether you like it or not jokes are gonna be made and I'd rather embrace them (if meant to be funny not hurtful)

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13ky13 20

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

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ssnow_fml 20

If it fit then I feel sorry for you brother's girlfriend.

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BlackPhoenixNite 14

Something tells me he doesn't have a girlfriend...

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Tripartita 44

Wow, is be surprised if it worked. I always need to use Gatorade bottles for—WHAT NEVER MIND. Nothing.

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crazyindynathan 13

The sentence makes sense either way.

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MrSassypants 33

What kind of silly fool would do such a thing? I mean, you should at least use a Pepsi bottle like any self-respecting, dick-inserting expert would do.

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hunnykhan 11

He needs a sport or a girlfriend. Or both.

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ImagineCrazy 27

Because people can't ********** in a relationship??

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Tripartita 44

I'm going to have to agree with #10, here. A girlfriend or teammate might be willing to hold the bottle while he aims and thrusts.

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whysojealous 18

Sadly this isn't something that is new to me, my friend used a shampoo bottle instead...apparently it's common and effective?

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Welshite 39

The best part is that shampoo hides the evidence. That's why it's my go-to. No one ever suspects the truth when they shower at my place.

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coatl45 11

Right. So I'm never going to take a shower at a friends place without my own shampoo again.

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ImagineCrazy 27

If it was his bedroom or washroom, why didn't you knock?

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trucker2 33

Toss him the can of crisco- cheap bastard !!

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