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By Noname - 16/03/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

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Paparazzi

By iStoleTheBrownie - 25/08/2017 01:32

Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML

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Not so sneaky

By Felicity - 11/09/2024 09:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML

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Stalkerish

By Anonymous - 15/04/2025 09:00 - United States - New York

Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By smh - 03/11/2015 20:04 - United States - Beulah

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

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By ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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Profile pictures

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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Glickstick 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:07

Owned. So hard.

122vanessa122 5

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:07

lmao, thats what happens when your a creap. but...it happens :P :)

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Glickstick 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:07

Owned. So hard.

Xuphra 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:28

I got shy just by reading this... FYL so much.

MissDuckie 0

Monday 3 January 2011 2:23

haha, same.

mystical_child 6

Tuesday 16 October 2012 13:35

She could have pretended she was taking a selfie to send to her friend to " prove" something... Improvisation time!

teentee401 36

Monday 7 July 2014 16:14

The flash wouldn't go off in the back if she was taking a selfie

122vanessa122 5

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:07

lmao, thats what happens when your a creap. but...it happens :P :)

xMooMoox 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:47

I once took a picture of this old woman who works at Walgreens. I wanted to send it to my mom since we had a running joke about her. My flash didn't go off or anything so I thought I got away with it. I looked at the picture after leaving and shes looking directing into the camera with a *sigh* "Would you stop" face.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 10 February 2016 23:51

#101 You jackass

Bubs_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:08

Nice one.

PureGold 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:09

WOW, smooth. And quite...unintelligent. I must say. You should have realized the flash would go off, and not tried to take a picture without him knowing, cause that's a bit stalkerish. :P