Awkward family moments
By hated - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By hated - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Maybe wag your tail a bit?
How exactly did you just "realize" this. Did your dad just straight up tell you he'd rather be with the dog?
Does he hate homosexuals?
BANANA!
I agree with this completly.
Well, maybe if your dad put peanut butter on his balls while you are in the room...
Nah. Mercy is more attracted to licking postage envelopes and old, bald men with liverspots... sometimes both at the same time. Read her dossier.
Keywords
Maybe wag your tail a bit?
I think that is just a dad thing. My father in law can't talk to my wife for the life of him. If he is the only person there when we stop by it is really awkward because he can't keep up a conversation with her at all. He loves her, believe me getting married to her was like being read my rights (not the actual ceremony but having to tell him I'd asked her), he just doesn't have that type of relationship with her. Don't sweat it, men just like dogs.