Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: Bad boy - FML

Bad boy

By Titatoum - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Belgium - Brussels

Today, I was accused of letting my dog take a shit on the sidewalk and not picking it up. My dog's a chihuahua, and the turd was almost longer than he is. I got fined anyway. FML

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s0m3guy2010 21

Sunday 18 January 2015 9:13

Who knows? Maybe your dog could be a 2nd place record holder for the world's largest crap right behind Bono. Shame on you.

drunkmunkey 24

Sunday 18 January 2015 9:16

little dogs can be full of shit... maybe that's why Chihuahuas are always shaking

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Kevlar_burrito 6

Tuesday 20 January 2015 6:55

Shit happened!

BlobfishUnite 14

Tuesday 20 January 2015 8:23

Funny how it's always only you who gets in trouble, and others always get away with it...

soulreaper12296 28

Tuesday 20 January 2015 16:47

I'd fight it.

juliaafaulkner 15

Friday 23 January 2015 1:55

Definitely don't pay it

rameses1210 18

Thursday 14 April 2016 9:14

What's the problem here? You didn't pick it up, you got fined. Grow up and start obeying the law

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Sunday 31 July 2022 7:48

,wow looks like there are only immature men commenting here. OP you richly deserve not just accusations but even a fine for not picking up the turd. And you should take your poor dog out more often so it doesn't have to hold that much poop in its bowels. Fml for your dog and your neighborhood.

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